Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wizardswithguns Our Merch: https://wizardswithguns.shop SubReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WizardsWithGuns/ Insta: @wizardswithguns @frankst.john Twitter: @WWG_TV TikTok: wizardswithguns “I stepped out onto the night. It was hot enough fry an egg and it smelled like eggs too… the weather was fine though. I tell you, it ain’t easy being the patsy for a two-bit bum-runner. It wasn’t me what done the dirty deed in my dungarees - you gotta believe me! I got a BM schedule like a veteran jazz singer… I always know when to scat. There was a patty cake on daddy’s cake and I had my baker’s man. I just needed proof… and a shower. I could tell by the smug look on the suspect’s face that he was full of it - and I don’t mean shit, ‘cause all of his was in my khaki’s giving the pleats a good steam. I had his number… and it was two… and it was in my pants. The party was over and I’d danced cheek-to-cheek - thing is, it takes two to salsa and this salsa… was extra chunky.” Will our intrepid detective follow his gut to save his butt?? Find out in this week’s comedy sketch from Wizards with Guns! ...Brought to you by the Dust Bowl and unfiltered cigarettes. Music: Trenchcoats - Rossier Fast Talking - Kevin Macleod Faster Does It - Kevin Macleod Spy Glass - Kevin Macleod Cool Vibes - Kevin Macleod Swing has Swung - Silverman Sound Studios Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod Written and Directed by: Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello Cinematography by: Mitchell Nance #Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy